00:00
00:00
View Profile pookicker
I'm a fudge cucumber.

Age 96, Male

disease

ILLannoy

Joined on 2/4/08

Level:
12
Exp Points:
1,360 / 1,600
Exp Rank:
49,770
Vote Power:
5.37 votes
Rank:
Safety Patrol
Global Rank:
25,082
Blams:
65
Saves:
333
B/P Bonus:
6%
Whistle:
Normal
Medals:
1

I wish...

Posted by pookicker - June 26th, 2008


...they made bratwurst flavored Pringles. Or maybe even bratwurst jerky. That would be good.

I also wish that capes were in style. And not the damn floral patterned sheets tied around the neck, I want to wear a real cape with my Old Navy outfit.


Comments

kinda

you can make pork jerky, marinate strips of any meat for a day, then dehydrate either by a economical dehydrator or the oven on low, runs the oven for like 8 hours though....

As far as capes go, I goto strip club for first time a couple of days ago, the least enthusiastic stripper wore one and disrobed it perfectly as she hopped up onto the back stage. She was my favorite girl - no bullshit - give me your money and i'll show you asshole haha.

You also can save money if you don't look strippers directly in the eye.

This is an informative post for the information age.

Ho-lee-shit. I do believe I learned a couple things. I CAN satisfy the flavouriest of my desires and I can stop opening my wallet for my girlfriend.

You've got a point. I've never had a lap dance from a stripper because I just won't purchase my boners. I like when they show up for free.

I'm no good at a strip club. Strippers come by and I can't help but smile at a lot of 'em and then they get up all in my business, trying to act sexy, and beg for a private show (or 15 to 30 dollars). I'd tell them in spite of their beauty that I'm just there for the drinks and to talk because I don't know how to say "no". Watch the girls faces contort in pain after 3 minutes of polite rejection, it's sad. I didn't know how fragile they can be.

Anyway, I won't look at them anymore.